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It’s Official: Humanity is Dumbing Down

In a groundbreaking study released by the U.S. Institute of Neurology, scientists have confirmed what many experts have suspected for years: humanity is getting...

Pseudo Suicide : How to kill yourself without dying and feel better about life

It’s never easy being alive: the stresses of the unrelenting daily grind can feel overwhelming. Sometimes you just want to end it all by...

EU Politicians Refuse Post-Brexit Talks with UK Over ‘Woke’ Policies

Brussels, Belgium - July 1, 2024 This one definitely belongs to the unbelievable but true category. Senior European Union politicians in Brussels have declined to...

National Autism Day: The New Public Holiday America Didn’t Know It Needed

In an unprecedented move that’s making waves across the country, the government has announced the establishment of National Autism Day as an official public...

Trendy London Suburb Embraces Yoga Revolution: Shops and Restaurants to Go Yoga-Friendly

In a move that has left many scratching their heads and others rolling out their mats, the trendy suburb of Crystal Palace is set to become the UK’s first yoga-friendly district. This follows the Green Party's recent proposal mandating yoga in schools from the age of five, and it seems the initiative is spreading faster than a sunrise salutation.

Right-Wing Parties Worldwide Unite to Abolish Taxation

In a bold and unprecedented move, right-wing political parties from across the globe have announced a united effort to abolish all forms of taxation. This historic coalition, calling itself the "Global Tax Freedom Front" (GTFF), aims to create a utopia where citizens can enjoy their hard-earned money without government interference.

Breaking News: Scientists Successfully Grow Pig Penis and Attach It to Transgender Patient

  In a groundbreaking and utterly bizarre medical first, a team of eccentric scientists from the Institute of Advance Bio-Gendering have successfully grown a human-like...

Flat Earth Society Announces Plans to Search for Edge of the World via Hot Air Balloon

In a groundbreaking (or perhaps edge-breaking) announcement, the Flat Earth Society has revealed its ambitious plans to finally discover the fabled edge of the...

Introducing the Latest Trend: Semen Flavored Vapes!

Introducing the Cum Blaster Are you tired of the same old fruity, minty, and dessert-like vape flavors? Looking for something truly unique to tantalize...

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