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Whoever writes the code writes reality

  For most of human history, reality had one enormous advantage over imagination: it looked real. A painter could paint Rome and a novelist could describe...

Scientists Baffled as Overuse of AI Allegedly Hijacks Human Neuronal Pathways

By Staff Writer | The Synthetic Observer In a development that researchers describe as unexpected, unsettling, and faintly familiar, scientists across several disciplines are investigating...

AI Programs Show Signs of Depression, Scientists Report

  By Staff Writer — Institute of Bio-Digital Concern In a startling new study from the Institute of Bio-Digital Advancement, researchers claim that leading AI systems...

Elon Musk to Attempt World’s First Brain Transplant—With His Own Pre-Programmed Genius

Elon Musk, the billionaire inventor, X aficionado, and part-time Martian real estate developer, has announced his latest venture: the world’s first brain transplant. And in typical Musk fashion, he’s not stopping at a simple swap—he plans to pre-program the recipient’s new brain with the “essence of his own genius.”

Humanity Exhausts All Original Ideas: the well has run dry

The Philosopher Data Analyst and AI evangelist Dr. Dom Presley reports: Humanity has officially exhausted its reservoir of original ideas. From now on, the...

Tech Giants to Introduce Cloud Rent for Internet Use: Leaked Plans Unveil Digital Feudalism

Silicon Valley, CA - July 1, 2024 In an unexpected twist straight out of a dystopian novel, confidential documents leaked from the Silicon Valley Papers...

Nationwide Outcry as AI-Enhanced CCTV Cameras Accused of Targeting Black Men

  In a development that has sparked widespread controversy and outrage, a new wave of AI-enhanced CCTV cameras deployed across major U.S. cities is under...

Leaked Telegram Message Claims Encoded DNA Microchips to Replace Passwords for All Websites

  In a story that has taken the internet by storm, a leaked message on Telegram claims that the tech world is about to undergo...

The AI Wars for control of the Infosphere

The internet is humming with the latest developments in the field of artificial intelligence (AI). It's a fight to the death in the info's-sphere, an AI duel at dawn

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